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Entertain Ya Mania (EYM) was, at one time, a huge multinational corporation employing nearly half a million people. Unfortunately, the CEO cooked the books and used employee retirement funds to buy himself classic works of art, multiple seaside homes, luxury yachts, baseball teams and maple syrup massages (don’t ask). As a result, EYM is now one guy operating out of his basement in Westbrook Maine.
Resigned but no bitter, Jon Pert sells EYM merchandise to gazillion stores throughout New England. EYM’s t-shirts are screened and distributed by Artforms, another Maine company. EYM’s cartoon designs are by Jeff Pert, Jon’s brother (nepotism rules!), more of whose work can be seen at www.jeffpert.com.
Wanting to remain a traditional Maine company, EYM staved off modernization as long as it could, but has finally caved in and gone online (you think THAT’S slow? Until mid-2000, EYM was still using abacuses crafted from genuine Maine pine cones instead of computers!). It is sincerely hoped that because EYM has gone crassly commercial, you will go crassly consumer and buy oodles and oodles of stuff. Hey, it’s only fair!
Shipping
Hey, we may be in Maine, but we CAN get it there from here! We keep our shipping rate simple: $4.80 on any order of $49.99 or less, and FREE shipping on any order $50 or higher! And our easy-to-use shopping cart will calculate your order’s shipping charge automatically, so you can focus on more important things, like worrying about how much time you’re spending in front of this computer when you could be outside getting some fresh air.
Returns & Exchanges
Our return policy is simple, too: you bought it, you’re stuck with it – just kidding!! Really, if you discover you’ve ordered the wrong size t-shirt, just send it back and we’ll exchange if for the right size. And if for any reason you’re not satisfied with any Entertain Ya Mania product, just return it to the mailing address listed on our Contact page, along with a receipt for return postage, and we’ll give you a full refund. Hey, if it worked for that guy in Freeport, it’ll work for us!
(For wholesale info, email us.)
Questions? Contact us!
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